Bedtime
Bullies
Burning your tongue
Busy signals
Car alarms
CD smudges
Childproof caps
Cigars
Computer viruses
crank/prank calls
Crashed computer
Curfew
Detention
Dogs that sniff crotches
Drooling dogs
Elevator won't stop at your floor/stops at every floor
Food gets stuck in teeth
Gameboy battery dies
Gerbils
Getting up late and having to rush
Hair in the sink
Ham falls off your ham sandwich
Hamsters
Hat head
Hiccups
Hives and other rashes
Honking horns
Knock knock jokes
Lollipop sticking to clothes
Long speeches
Lunch ladies
Microsoft paperclip
Nails on chalkboard
Paper cuts
Re-runs
Snoring
sold-out movies
Squeaky shoes
Static electricity
Stuff stuck to your shoe
Substitute teachers
Telemarketers
The hourglass (on computer)
TV commercials (especially for cars) that yell product name
TV shows interrupted for news
Unscratchable itches
Warts
When you see the same ad two times in the same break (especially for prescription medicines)
When the bus leaves you off in the middle of the street
When the bus takes off/driver closes door just as you get to the stop
Wrong numbers
NOT TO MENTION, PEOPLE WHO:
Act sarcastic (ex. "And….?" "Is that your final answer?")
Always think they're right (parents, teachers)
Are rude because you're a kid (waiters)
Ask for a lick of your ice cream cone, then take giant bite
Ask the same question over and over
Bite the bottom off your ice cream cone
Bite their nails
Bite (my) tongue (inside of cheek)
Blame other people
Blow into the phone
Borrow pencils and return them chewn
Borrow things and never return them
Call and refuse to say who's calling (your mom's friends)
Call your house and then ask to speak to your friend
Call, then have nothing to say, but refuse to hang up ("no, no, wait, wait…")
Can't find keys at front door (usually when someone else needs bathroom)
Can't find wallet at cash register line ("Wait! I know it's in here. I just saw it")
Chew with mouth open
Copy on tests
Correct your pronunciation
Cut in front of others in line
Dither in the store
Dot i's with hearts
Drop wrappers on ground
Drum on teeth
Eat stuff off your plate "Gonna eat that?"
Eavesdrop/listen in
Fall asleep on your shoulder (subway or bus)
Flick your ears
Flip their retainer around in their mouth
Forget a report at home
Forget password (locker combination)
Forget what you're going to say
Get obsessed (ex: your friend tries out every possible combo of her name with her boyfriend's name - Amy Smith, Mrs. Amy Smith, Mrs. John Smith, Mr. And Mrs. John Smith, Amy Jones-Smith)
Giggle
Give the wrong directions
IM (instant message) you constantly
Insist on watching the same video over and over (ex. "Annie; "Sound of Music")
Laugh at their own jokes
Laugh when you fall down
Leave their toenail clippings
Lie
Look over your shoulder (teachers, parents)
Misplace the remote/ your glasses
Mock people
Nag about homework (parents: "you know, you had two whole months…")
Only call on you when you don't know the answer/call on you last (teachers)
Pick their teeth
Poke you
Puke
Press food on you when you visit/don't offer you any food
Put snow down your neck
Refuse to ask for directions (parents) "I know where I'm going"
Refuse to let you make a call ("I'm downloading. . .it's still downloading .. . 5 more minutes…"
Remove your plate before you're done (waiters)
Restrict your websites
Rip leaves off bushes
* With a little help from his friends
** Not 1oo? Well, that's irritating!
AND THEN THERE ARE THE ANNOYING WORDS:
Bullies
Burning your tongue
Busy signals
Car alarms
CD smudges
Childproof caps
Cigars
Computer viruses
crank/prank calls
Crashed computer
Curfew
Detention
Dogs that sniff crotches
Drooling dogs
Elevator won't stop at your floor/stops at every floor
Food gets stuck in teeth
Gameboy battery dies
Gerbils
Getting up late and having to rush
Hair in the sink
Ham falls off your ham sandwich
Hamsters
Hat head
Hiccups
Hives and other rashes
Honking horns
Knock knock jokes
Lollipop sticking to clothes
Long speeches
Lunch ladies
Microsoft paperclip
Nails on chalkboard
Paper cuts
Re-runs
Snoring
sold-out movies
Squeaky shoes
Static electricity
Stuff stuck to your shoe
Substitute teachers
Telemarketers
The hourglass (on computer)
TV commercials (especially for cars) that yell product name
TV shows interrupted for news
Unscratchable itches
Warts
When you see the same ad two times in the same break (especially for prescription medicines)
When the bus leaves you off in the middle of the street
When the bus takes off/driver closes door just as you get to the stop
Wrong numbers
NOT TO MENTION, PEOPLE WHO:
Act sarcastic (ex. "And….?" "Is that your final answer?")
Always think they're right (parents, teachers)
Are rude because you're a kid (waiters)
Ask for a lick of your ice cream cone, then take giant bite
Ask the same question over and over
Bite the bottom off your ice cream cone
Bite their nails
Bite (my) tongue (inside of cheek)
Blame other people
Blow into the phone
Borrow pencils and return them chewn
Borrow things and never return them
Call and refuse to say who's calling (your mom's friends)
Call your house and then ask to speak to your friend
Call, then have nothing to say, but refuse to hang up ("no, no, wait, wait…")
Can't find keys at front door (usually when someone else needs bathroom)
Can't find wallet at cash register line ("Wait! I know it's in here. I just saw it")
Chew with mouth open
Copy on tests
Correct your pronunciation
Cut in front of others in line
Dither in the store
Dot i's with hearts
Drop wrappers on ground
Drum on teeth
Eat stuff off your plate "Gonna eat that?"
Eavesdrop/listen in
Fall asleep on your shoulder (subway or bus)
Flick your ears
Flip their retainer around in their mouth
Forget a report at home
Forget password (locker combination)
Forget what you're going to say
Get obsessed (ex: your friend tries out every possible combo of her name with her boyfriend's name - Amy Smith, Mrs. Amy Smith, Mrs. John Smith, Mr. And Mrs. John Smith, Amy Jones-Smith)
Giggle
Give the wrong directions
IM (instant message) you constantly
Insist on watching the same video over and over (ex. "Annie; "Sound of Music")
Laugh at their own jokes
Laugh when you fall down
Leave their toenail clippings
Lie
Look over your shoulder (teachers, parents)
Misplace the remote/ your glasses
Mock people
Nag about homework (parents: "you know, you had two whole months…")
Only call on you when you don't know the answer/call on you last (teachers)
Pick their teeth
Poke you
Puke
Press food on you when you visit/don't offer you any food
Put snow down your neck
Refuse to ask for directions (parents) "I know where I'm going"
Refuse to let you make a call ("I'm downloading. . .it's still downloading .. . 5 more minutes…"
Remove your plate before you're done (waiters)
Restrict your websites
Rip leaves off bushes
* With a little help from his friends
** Not 1oo? Well, that's irritating!
AND THEN THERE ARE THE ANNOYING WORDS:
ASAP
Beefy
Behave
Behave yourself
Bulbous
Butt
Chunky
Control yourself
Hissy fit
Gizzard
Giblets
Impact (v.)
Issues
No way, Jose
Prioritize
Proactive
Quality time
Ratatouille
Sputum
Vegan
Beefy
Behave
Behave yourself
Bulbous
Butt
Chunky
Control yourself
Hissy fit
Gizzard
Giblets
Impact (v.)
Issues
No way, Jose
Prioritize
Proactive
Quality time
Ratatouille
Sputum
Vegan
Additions? Suggestions? Objections? Email them to me. The more annoyances the merrier.
